55 hilarious robot jokes for kids
Charlotte Thomas
Social EditorFrom one liners to knock-knock jokes, these family-friendly robot jokes are suitable for kids AND adults.
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Everybody loves a good joke, and if you're looking for family-friendly puns about robots you've come to the right place!
These robotic-themed jokes are hardwired to make you laugh. They're clean and kid-friendly but have some great adult references, too.
From robots to cyborgs, Star Wars characters to drones – all your favourite robots are covered.
1. What's a robot's favourite food?
Microchips!
2. Where do robots sit?
On their robottoms!
3. Why shouldn't you pat a robot dog?
It might byte!
4. What do you call a robot who lives at the North Pole?
A snow-bot!
5. What's a robot's favourite type of music?
Heavy metal!
6. How did the robot get across the river?
In a ro-boat!
7. What's a robot's favourite type of exercise?
Circuit training!
8. Why don't robots get scared?
They have nerves of steel!
9. Why did all the school kids fall asleep in Professor Robot's class?
He kept droning on!
10. Why did the robot go to the shoe shop?
To get rebooted!
11. What sort of robot turns into a tractor?
A transfarmer!
12. Why did the robot sneeze?
It had a virus!
13. Why do robots go on holiday?
To recharge their batteries!
14. Why did the robot go to the bank?
It spent all its cache!
15. What do baby robots drink their milk from?
Robottles!
16. What's the name of a robot's favourite restaurant?
Megabytes!
17. What did the robot have written on its gravestone?
Rust In Peace!
18. Why was the robot tired when it got out of the car?
It had a hard drive!
19. What do you call a robot who always runs into walls?
A Wall-E!
20. What is R2D2 short for?
Because he’s got little legs.
21. Why was the robot angry?
Everyone kept pushing his buttons!
22. Why did the robot go back to robot school?
Its robot skills were a bit rusty!
23. Why was the robot embarrassed?
Because it had hardware and software but no underwear!
24. What do you call it when two robots go to a restaurant?
A dinner data!
25. Why did the robot cross the road?
Because it was programmed by a chicken!
26. What do you call an invisible droid?
C-through-P0!
27. What do you call a pirate robot?
Arrr-2D2!
28. What is a robot's favourite band?
Metal-lica!
29. Why was the robot dog itchy?
It had roboticks!
30. What does a robot eat with its burger?
Computer chips!
31. What does a robot do at lunchtime?
It has a megabyte!
32. Why did the robot sleep under a car?
It wanted to wake up oily!
33. Does R2D2 have any brothers?
No. Only transisters.
34. What do you call a robot who drives a car?
A road-bot!
35. Where does a robot go on holiday?
Wireland
36. What musical instrument do robots play?
Cyborgans!
37. Why is a robot mechanic never lonely?
He can always make new friends!
38. Why didn't Ray from Star Wars hand in her homework?
Because BB-8 it.
39. Do you want to hear a robot pizza joke?
Never mind, its too cheesy!
40. How do robots eat pizza?
One byte at a time!
41. What do you call a sad robot?
A woebot!
42. What happens when a robot falls into a muddy puddle?
It gets wet and muddy!
43. Do you know R2D2 uses rude language?
They have to bleep out all his words!
44. I've just bought a Dalek egg timer …
After a few minutes it says 'eggs terminate'!
45. How do robots drive?
They put their metal to the pedal!
46. What noise do robot sheep make?
B-e-e-e-e-e-e-p, b-e-e-e-e-e-p!
47. What do you call a robot who doesn't use deodorant?
C3-BO!
48. What's a robot's favourite country?
Bots-wana!
49. What do you call a frozen cyborg?
An ice-borg!
50. What grows on robot pine trees?
Sili-cones!
51. Why don't robots have bank cards?
They always pay with cache!
Robot knock knock jokes
52. Knock knock
Who's there?
Art
Art who?
R2D2!
53. Knock knock
Who's there?
Anne
Anne who?
Anne Droid!
54. Knock knock
Who's there?
Cy
Cy who?
Cyborg
55. Knock knock
Who’s there?
BB-8
BB-8 who?
Nobody, I hope!
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