Netmums reveal the most ridiculous things their kids have said

Kids can come out with some bizarre things sometimes. The mums in our forum have shared some of the most ridiculous things their LO's have said, and some are absolute corkers ...

So innocent, but so offensive.

We've never heard stretch marks being called 'silver things' before, and we don't know how we feel about it.

There's brutal honesty ... and then there's this.

Poor granny!

And this tops the list of the last things you want your kids to say in public.

We've never heard of a sanitary towel being called a special pants plaster before.

This little one doesn't hide his feelings about mummy's make up skills.

Not one they'd sing at nursery, that's for sure.

The awkward moment when you're trying to wee in a public toilet and your LO comes out with this.

Apparently, he meant boobs.

Remember ladies, size DOESN'T matter.

We've all had to apologise to a complete stranger in public for something our kids have said.

Nobody likes being kissed by an older relative with a tickly beard ... but this kid actually had the guts to ask his nan why she's got one.

Not a great thing to hear from your little one while you're getting changed to go swimming.

We'd actually be quite chuffed with this one.

Here's the thing with kids: they've got no filter and will always say what they're thinking.

Why do kids enjoy exposing our beauty secrets?!

There are some things that happen in public that adults know not to point ... but kids, well, don't.

We all want to be compared to a princess, but maybe not like this.

The mum was in a public toilet when her LO came out with this, and the person in the next cubicle starting laughing.

And we thought Gordon Ramsay was hard to impress.

He meant to say he got a Virgin train as a gift.

This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't said at the exact moment a group of teenage boys were walking past ...

This toddler decided to tell her mum-in-law this lovely piece of information.

This maybe slightly scientifically inaccurate, and a little gross, but it's also quite sweet.

We get the confusion here, in all honesty.

This tot decided to ask this to a cashier with pierced cheeks. Luckily the woman didn't take offence!

Ever wanted the ground to open and just swallow you up there and then? Yep, us too.

We hope everyone who heard this realised it probably wasn't true!

Kids certainly know the right things to say to make you feel better about yourself.