37 hilarious jokes for Father's Day
Charlotte Thomas
Social EditorCrack your dad up this Father's Day with these great Father's Day jokes. They'll get the whole family laughing, from kids through to adults.
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Dads are well known for their terrible jokes, so this Father's Day turn the tables and tell them a gag that will actually make them laugh.
We've got a whole host of cheesy Father's Day jokes for dads. They're perfect for telling on Father's Day or writing inside a funny Father's Day card. And they're all clean and family-friendly, too.
From knock-knock jokes, to jokes for football-loving dads, these Father's Day one liners and jokes will crack up the whole family.
Let us know your favourite!
Jokes about dads
1. What do little monsters call their parents?
Mummy and Dead-y!
2. What did the daddy buffalo say to his son as he was leaving the house?
Bison!
3. Dad, did you get your hair cut?
No. I got them all cut!
4. Son: Dad, what's it like to have the best son in the whole world?
Dad: I don't know, you'll have to ask Grandma!
5. What time did the dad go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty!
6. Voice on phone: I'm sorry, Freddie can't come to school today.
Teacher: OK, who am I talking to?
Voice on phone: This is my dad!
7. Dad, everyone at school says I look like a werewolf
Dad: 'Be quiet and comb your face.'
8. Why did the baby biscuit cry?
Because her dad was a-wafer so long!
9. Knock knock
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing for Father's Day?
10. What did the daddy broom say to the baby broom at bedtime?
It's time to go to sweep!
11. What do you call a man who tells dad jokes but doesn't have any kids?
A faux pa!
Jokes for dads who like sport
12. What kind of music does dad listen to when he goes fishing?
Something catchy
13. Why didn't the dog want to play rugby?
Because he was a boxer
14. What do footballers like to drink?
Penal-tea
15. Why did dad wear two pairs of trousers to play golf?
In case he got a hole in one!
16. What is an insect's favourite sport?
Cricket
17. What is a ghost's favourite football position?
Ghoul keeper
18. Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Because the players make a right racket!
19. Why can't you play football with pigs?
They hog the ball
20. Why did dad want to play golf on Father's Day?
Because it's tee-riffic!
21. What's the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
22. How did dad stay cool at the football match?
He sat next to all the fans!
Jokes for dads who love food
23. What's the best thing to put in a sandwich?
Your teeth!
24. How do you make milk shake?
Scare it!
25. What does Dr Who eat with their pizza?
Dalek bread!
26. How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill
27. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well
28. Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy
29. What is the best day to cook bacon?
Fry-day
30. What kind of nut is always sneezing?
Cashew!
Jokes for dads who love animals
31. What fish only swims at night?
A starfish!
32. What happened to the daddy frog's car when it broke down?
It got toad away!
33. Why are fish so clever?
Because they live in schools!
34. What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador!
35. What is a frog's favourite drink?
Croak-a-cola!
36. What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
37. How does a penguin build his house?
Igloos it together.
Do your kids LOVE a cheesy joke? How about this compendium of knock-knock jokes to keep them happy? See more details here at Amazon.
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