31 hilarious Fortnite jokes for kids
Charlotte Thomas
Social EditorIf your kids love battling it out in Fortnite, then they're going to love these gaming gags, Fortnite jokes and one liners.
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Hugely popular with tweens and teens across the globe, kids everywhere love playing the video game Fortnite.
Multiplayer Fortnite Battle Royale is particularly popular, with up to 100 players battling to be the last one standing.
If your kid’s a Fortnite fan, they’re going to love sharing these hilarious family-friendly Fortnite jokes with their gaming pals.
All aboard the Battle bus!
1. How do the animals enter an arc in Fortnite?
One by one!
2. Why do worms hate Fortnite?
They’re always being baited!
3. What type of dinosaur plays Fortnite?
A flossoraptor!
4. Why are skeletons rubbish at Fortnite?
They’ve got no skins!
5. Where do Fortniters sleep?
In a nite fort!
6. Why is Fortnite so popular on Halloween?
Because all of the hills are haunted!
7. What Fortnite mode do cows play?
Cattle Royale!
8. Why are dentists good at Fortnite?
Because they floss twice a day!
9. Why are so many supermarket assistants good at Fortnite?
Because they're experienced in tagging!
10. What does a Fortnite gamer use to turn on their Television?
An Emote control!
11. What do you call a defender of the Royale realm?
A Fort-KNIGHT!
12. Where do Fortnite gamers hang out when they're tired?
Lazy Lake!
13. Why is playing Fortnite like watching X-Men?
You know that Storm is coming!
14. Why are strikers no good at Fortnite?
They never battle pass!
15. How does Ninja know where to find enemies in Fortnite?
Because he wears Sneakers!
16. What do you call the longest night of the year?
A fortnight!
17. I tried to use 'Fortnite' as the password for my email…
…but I couldn't as it was two week!
18. Which fans of Fortnite live at Buckingham Palace?
The Royale Family!
19. What’s the best dish to eat when playing Fortnite?
Ghost peeking duck … preferably salty!
20. Why was the kid crying uncontrollably after losing at Fortnite?
Because nobody could console him.
21. What’s a Fortnite player’s favourite era?
The 90s!
22. Why were the thieves annoyed after returning from the alphabet factory?
Because all they got was the L!
23. What do people say in Fortnite after rubber banding?
Oh snap!
24. How do you make your TV do the Floss?
Emote control!
25. Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
They love to Floss!
26. Why did Shrek start playing Fortnite?
Because he wanted to visit the Slurpy Swamp!
27. Where do Fortnite players love to work?
At the Retail Row!
28. Where was the kid who was bawling out his eyes found in the game?
In the Weeping Woods!
29. What did Epic games name their Fortnite sequel?
Month!
30. Why wasn't the Fortnite player allowed to enrol in the army?
Because they didn't have the Battle Pass!
31. Which is the most hydrated team playing Fortnite?
Team Liquid!
We love this Fortnite-inspired version of the classic Monopoly game for when fans of the game need a bit of off-screen time! See more details here at Amazon.
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